White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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