she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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