youre lurking in front of me
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
A+ Viking dick
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
