420 ftw
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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