My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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