That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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