Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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