I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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