just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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