Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
