My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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