So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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