Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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