Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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