There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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