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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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