Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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