Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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