My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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