Dual....:-)
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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