So drunk its hurt
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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