His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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