I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
