You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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