i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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