Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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