there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He has the fingertips of a God
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