Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i dont even know how to be here
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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