fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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