Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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