Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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