Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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