i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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