Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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