do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
This house was built for laser tag.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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