i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
