you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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