There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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