Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just cropdusted the office
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize