Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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