you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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