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could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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