Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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