he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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