i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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