PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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