i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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