Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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