Got a toothbrush?
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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