Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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