I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize