I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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