Its about making memories worth repressing
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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