so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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