just tell him i said nine months
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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