did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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